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    I love you for your personality Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the tears of the people I beat at tennis Scented Soy Candle

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    Custom Text Personalized Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the Patriarchy is burning Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower October - Cosmos Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower November - Chrysanthemum Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower September - Morning glory Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower August - Gladiolus Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower June - Rose Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower July - Water lily Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower May - Lily of the valley Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower April - Daisy Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower March - Daffodil Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower February - Violet Scented Soy Candle

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    Birth month flower January - Carnation Scented Soy Candle

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    With a scent of endless self-reflection and 'I told you so.' Scented Soy Candle

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    The calming scent of 'I've read all the classics, and I'm still confused.' Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the tears of my volleyball opponents. Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the sweet victory of a perfectly timed spike. Scented Soy Candle

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    Boss's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Teacher's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Nurse's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Doctor's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Lawyer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Accountant's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Engineer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Real Estate Agent's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Mechanic's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Hairdresser's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Chef's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Police Officer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Architect's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Firefighter's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Dentist's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Photographer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Therapist's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Electrician's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Your career is just heating up! Scented Soy Candle

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    Plumber's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Well, I guess someone got tired of us Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like a fresh start! Scented Soy Candle

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    Congrats on the new job! Don't forget us little people Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the sweet scent of retirement Scented Soy Candle

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    The calming scent of never setting an alarm again Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like your biggest decision now is tea flavor Scented Soy Candle

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    The calming scent of zero meetings Scented Soy Candle

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