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    I love you for your personality Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the tears of the people I beat at tennis Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like welder in this bitch Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like they declined all diagnostics but want an answer Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like your thirties are over Scented Soy Candle

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    Holy shit you're half a hundred Birthday Scented Soy Candle

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    Thanks for being a Badass sister Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like I got ... tickets Scented Soy Candle

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    Books Coffee Book Lover Gift Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches have IBS Scented Soy Candle

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    The calming scent of the end of cross-country season Scented Soy Candle

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    Congrats! Same penis forever Scented Soy Candle

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    Light up and relax I have a Spreadsheet for that Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches go on hikes Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like your forties are over Birthday Gift Scented Soy Candle

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    You work harder than an ugly stripper Scented Soy Candle

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    Being friends with you is bad for my liver Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the opposite of Roller Skates Scented Soy Candle

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    Calm the f*ck down Scented Soy Candle

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    Light after anal glands expression Scented Soy Candle

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    Pet my dog or get the f*ck out Scented Soy Candle

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    Do not sit on my bed with your outside clothes Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the tears of my fencing opponents Scented Soy Candle

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    Aries Scented Soy Candle

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    Mom is temporarily out of service when lit Scented Soy Candle

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    Together forever Scented Soy Candle

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    Christmas calories don't count Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like just one more chapter Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells Like I've Got My Sh*t Together Scented Soy Candle

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    A Scent to Mask My Poor Life Choices Scented Soy Candle

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    My Last F*cking Nerve. Oh, Look... It's on Fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    May Your Neighbors Not Be Assholes Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells Like Adulting and Unpacking Boxes Scented Soy Candle

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    I Love You More Than I Love Being Right Scented Soy Candle

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    This Candle Burns Brighter Than My Future Did During Finals Scented Soy Candle

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    Fueled by Caffeine, screams and candles Scented Soy Candle

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    All That Hard Work Paid Off. Now Light This. Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like I Never Have to Study Again Scented Soy Candle

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    Fueled by Caffeine And Crippling Debt Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like I'm a f*cking home owner now! Scented Soy Candle

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