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    I love you for your personality Scented Soy Candle

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    Light me for a BJ Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the tears of the people I beat at tennis Scented Soy Candle

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    Custom Text Personalized Scented Soy Candle

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    Smells like the Patriarchy is burning Scented Soy Candle

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Candles in English

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    New job, new flame Scented Soy Candle

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  • No One Will Know You Smoked The Devil's Lettuce - Scented Soy Candle

    No One Will Know You Smoked The Devil's Lettuce - Scented Soy Candle

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    No Prison No Drug Use No Teen Pregnancy Scented Soy Candle

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    November Birth Month Chrysanthemum Flower Scented Soy Candle

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    Nurse's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    October Birth Month Cosmos Flower Personalized Scented Soy Candle

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    Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I tumbled out of yours Scented Soy Candle

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  • One Degree Hotter! Scented Soy Candle

    One Degree Hotter! Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Accountants Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Dog Groomers Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Doulas Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Engineers Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Godmothers Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Midwives Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Nurses Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Runners Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Social workers Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Therapists Scented Soy Candlе

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    Only bad bitches are Vet Receptionist Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Vet Techs Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Veterinarians Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches are Wedding Officiants Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches do Jiu Jitsu Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches do Jui Jitsu Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches do MMA Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches go on hikes Scented Soy Candle

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    Only bad bitches have IBS Scented Soy Candle

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  • Only gift you need - Scented Soy Candle

    Only gift you need - Scented Soy Candle

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  • Our friendship is like this candle Scented Soy Candle

    Our friendship is like this candle Scented Soy Candle

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  • Our friendship is like this candle Scented Soy Candle

    Our friendship is like this candle Scented Soy Candle

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    Our friendship is like this candle Scented Soy Candle

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    Paralegal’s last nerve Scented Soy Candle

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    Parenting is a bitch Scented Soy Candle Mother's Day

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    Personalized Grinch Christmas Scented Soy Candle

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  • Personalized Happy mothers day Scented Soy Candle

    Personalized Happy mothers day Scented Soy Candle

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  • Personalized Scented Candle with a Photo and Custom Text

    Personalized Scented Candle with a Photo and Custom Text

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    Pet my dog or get the f*ck out Scented Soy Candle

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    Photographer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Pisces Scented Soy Candle

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    Please leave by 9 pm Scented Soy Candle

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    Plumber's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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    Police Officer's last nerve. Oh look....it's on fire! Scented Soy Candle

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English language candles for gifts that need to land exactly as written, no translation required. Every one is hand poured with 100% natural soy wax, vegan, made in our workshop, and free to personalize. Browse the full Candles range, or check Candles in German if you need the other language.

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