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    I love you for your personality Scented Soy Candle

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English language candles for gifts that need to land exactly as written, no translation required. Every one is hand poured with 100% natural soy wax, vegan, made in our workshop, and free to personalize. Browse the full Candles range, or check Candles in German if you need the other language.

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